

Trouble is, all their attacks move in an oddly animated slowing down speed that it makes them an easy target at mid range. They do, however, leap about like a spastic ancient Jedi muppet.

As such, they hit like a pussy cat and have lost their instant kill attack.
#RE DEAD AIM CRACK#
These are Hunters born to a crack addict Hunter mother who dropped her bastard Hunter child down a flight of stairs. Well, these aren't your standard issue Hunters. Now, you may be saying to yourself that it's a bit early for Hunters, usually late game enemies, to already be introduced. We must get into that non-descript maintenance hole of no significance as soon as possible!" The Hunters proceed to moonwalk and sidestep about like they're getting ready to appear on the set of You Got Served. Did you ever think to yourself, "I sure wish Hunters looked and acted completely retarded."īruce McGivern's weird ass giraffe neck is not amused.
#RE DEAD AIM SERIES#
One of the most fearsome the series has to offer, even. Standard issue on all Umbrella cruisers.Įver think the Hunters were just a bit too menacing? Deadly lizard people that can take a man's head off in a single bound?
#RE DEAD AIM FULL#
Morpheus will not let his dream of a magical land full of the pretty people and ponies and ice cream die with him.Įmergency Monster Spawner. Just sayin'.Īlright, who forgot to potty train the bishonen? You do know they're standing at the end of the ship in a wide open space and that camera angle is literally impossible. Perhaps muttering a few 'yup's to himself. Come back when you're exploding heads with your elbow.īruce proceeds to show off his brawniness by standing around watching the woman do all the work. To make no mention of being beaten up by a girl half his size. Rendering that little section even more pointless than it already was.īruce is impressed by anyone who can read.Īctually, he's pretty lanky and did get knocked to the ground by a mild bonk on the head earlier. Seems Bruce was literally right behind Fong Ling. Other than the irreversible damage to my sanity by the constant seven second loop of symphonized music during the monotonous journey. What follows is a very dull retread with a different character model running around and slightly urgent music. It's very perilous in the utterly repetitive sense. Zombies have spawned all over the place along the previous route. Since they're all behind Spy Girl, she can just turn around and run to the next area.

I guess Bruce got eaten or something.? I mean, that's right from where he was standing and I would think he would have done something about or been detected by a half dozen zombies. Neither are necessary, as she won't be firing a single shot on her epic backtracking journey.įong Ling takes a few steps forward, only to be ambushed from behind by a horde of zombies. As well as an assault rifle she apparently had shoved somewhere down her skin-tight leather pants. Her arsenal features the same silenced handgun Bruce recently picked up.

Like any standard issue female character should. Fong Ling is identical to Bruce, other than she takes damage like a wuss. We now have one of several, pointless, interludes where we play as Fong Ling. When last we left our hero, he got blindsided by a giant roast beef hand and his valve handle was stolen by the world's worst trash talking spy.
